January 2011
When parents ask you ...
“Hey , did you get home safely?”
“No, I died, like, four times.”
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If you can pronounce correctly every word in this...
petit0iseau:
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I fucking love this.
Look at this idiot's facebook picture. →
Watchtopigfarts:
papercutsxo:
definitely the best generation.
my favourite generation.
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I still like to pretend I'm a superhero when I put...
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So I got a customer at work yesterday who said,...
Now I’m no huge fan of the J-crew….ACTUALLY I think they should be put on an island and left there with only an endless supply of Miley Cyrus CDs to listen to…but are their crimes against humanity worthy of DEATH???
He then proceeded to ramble on bout Jared Leto incoherently saying things like “He has to be stopped.” and “He’s gone too far.” We...
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Heaven forbid I just want to sit down and relax to...
I’ve loved Disney since I was a lad, but as I grow up, their blatant commercialism has become more and more apparent.
It’s like I put in the DVD and it makes a big deal about “FastPlay” so I’m all
WOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH “Coming Soon to theaters…”
So I hit the “Main Menu” button and it says I’m not allowed to do that
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MTV was cool at one point...I swear.
I went to my friend’s house yesterday for her birthday and brought with me my newly purchased “Daria” DVD’s. When I asked around who wanted to watch it, her cousin of only 2 years younger stared at me and said “Never heard of it.” I have never been made to feel dated before in my life. I’m only 22 for Christ’s sake! Had to happen sometime I suppose
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Why did Barty Crouch Jr quit drinking?
emmielovegood:
It was making him MOODY!
"Clean your room, family are coming over."
lordvoldie:
Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom.
