Memoirs of a failed supervillain

I'm a nerd in Prada glasses

I’m finally going to The Metropolitan Opera, Y’all!

I’m gonna be a classy bitch

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Humans have two hands

One for holding burritos and one for touching butts.

Someone has finally...

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fat-birds:

Baby Budgie riding a Baby Turtle.

:’)

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Paula Deen, choose the form of your destructor.

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