Memoirs of a failed supervillain

I'm a nerd in Prada glasses

I love when my parents take time out of their busy schedules to point out the obvious to me

"You know it’s 2:30 in the morning?" 

Dear sweet God are you serious?! Oh fuck oh fuck…

Thanks dad

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