Spiderman’s weapons of choice are apparently double-sided dildos.
(Source: artisticidealism, via gettinghighonthedownlow)
Yup. Penis and breast bottle openers.
I love when my parents take time out of their busy schedules to point out the obvious to me
“You know it’s 2:30 in the morning?”
Dear sweet God are you serious?! Oh fuck oh fuck…
Thanks dad
Since my dad just did this to me again, I’m gonna reblog myself.
Dog looks for ball in leaf pile [video]
Pocket Full of Hawthornes
drive, you fools
(via awwwfuckyou)
