Am I the odd man out for wanting to get to really know someone before fucking them?

Is that just me? A show of hands please. 

(Source: living-in-euphoria, via itsjustbrandon14)

I still assert that making love is FAR better than having sex.

But seeing as I’m not in love at the moment, I’ll settle for the latter. 

(via handleyourlife-bitch)

She’s as loose as a wizard’s sleeve.

Not to be vulgar, but I need to fuck something.

And soon. 

If you have to ask, then it probably was. 

Yep. 

Worst thing to say during sex

Her: “I’ll be your slave, I’ll do anything you want…”

Him: “Call me Master.”

Her: “Yes Master…”

Him (whispering in her ear): “Build me a pyramid.”

No sex was had that night

(Source: reddit.com)

I’d like to point out an obvious fact that many seem to overlook

You may have the best looking body in all the world, but you can still be total crap in bed. The way you look has no impact on your technique, or lack thereof. Think of that the next time you’re ogling at some naked Adonis’ modeling photo. 

Math anyone could understand.